adogadaykeepsadaway:

ethereal photographs of too many dogs for my bed

I complain and yet I still want more dogs

my boyfriend just rolled over in his sleep and said “I have to catch you in my soul flask”

centersfordiseasecontrol:

seriouslyamerica:

PETITION FOR THE HILARIOUS JESSICA WILLIAMS TO GET HER OWN SHOW!

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YES YES YES YES YES 

bile2:

vincent-law:

lilbijou:

bile2:

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i tried to use my taser on a palmetto bug once and it ran up my pant leg and for a week i was convinced there was a cockroach in my pussy

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS!!!! I KNOW YOU THINK THAT Cockroaches are commonly perceived as dirty but god damnit I love insects and this hurts, fuckin do this to a spider if you’re going to do this sort of bullshit

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I have a firmly held belief that cockroaches (esp. palmetto bugs) are powerful spirits and if you tase one or intentionally hurt one in any way I hope they fuck your shit up forever. 

farandolae:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

reblogging again for commentary

farandolae:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

reblogging again for commentary

someone in NOLA tags “wolf tits for mayor” and I wish I knew who so I could show them this

someone in NOLA tags “wolf tits for mayor” and I wish I knew who so I could show them this

there’s a stray orange tabby that keeps hanging around my house and my sister assumed it was doing so just to taunt our cat-aggressive dogs (because cats are assholes, right?), but I finally approached it and after a few minutes of mutual eye squinting it snuggled straight up into my tits and I guess what I’m trying to say is I don’t hate cats anymore.

cutebabe:

erinswed:

cutebabe:

superior-grandtheftauto-tune:

cutebabe:

A GUY WAS STARING AT ME THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW MAKING THE MOST DISGUSTED FACE EVER BC HE SAW MY ARMPITS SO I DECIDED TO TAKE THIS SELFIE IN THE MOMENT OF IT

Gross

this is the wikipedia page for the Chihuahua (dog) please cheer yourself up

It’s just seems strange that some one would put so much effort into having nice makeup, which is a long frustrating process, but won’t put in the effort to spare 30 seconds in the shower shaving the pits.

this is a compilation video of puppies learning to walk 

you are my hero

cutebabe:

erinswed:

cutebabe:

superior-grandtheftauto-tune:

cutebabe:

A GUY WAS STARING AT ME THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW MAKING THE MOST DISGUSTED FACE EVER BC HE SAW MY ARMPITS SO I DECIDED TO TAKE THIS SELFIE IN THE MOMENT OF IT

Gross

this is the wikipedia page for the Chihuahua (dog) please cheer yourself up

It’s just seems strange that some one would put so much effort into having nice makeup, which is a long frustrating process, but won’t put in the effort to spare 30 seconds in the shower shaving the pits.

this is a compilation video of puppies learning to walk 

you are my hero

can we just have a moment to fully appreciate the fact that one of the last things Joffrey did was diss Sigur Rós?